The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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