Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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