The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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