Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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