I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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