I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It was like getting head from an anaconda
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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