Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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