IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
and you fell through a lawn chair
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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