im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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