It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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