How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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