Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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