just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
is that a dick in a sweater?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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