Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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