and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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