I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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