Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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