Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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