Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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