its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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