Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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