i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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