So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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