So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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