'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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