He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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