Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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