Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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