Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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