I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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