STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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