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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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