Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize