her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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