how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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