Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
