so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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