Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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