My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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