If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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