They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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