Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
two words: eviction party
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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