All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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