i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We had sex on a dog bed..
Bring me that man meat
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