that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I deserve this hangover.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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