I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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