So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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