what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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