no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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