from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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