My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Drake has all the answers
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
