you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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