So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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