I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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