his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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